Meet the Team

The people responsible for getting the work done — and the consultant responsible for making that more difficult.

Fustercluck

Fustercluck

Management Consultant / Unsolicited Thought Leader
Specialties

Strategic alignment · Meeting creation · Scope expansion · Synergy · Taking credit

Management philosophy
“If the project isn’t complicated enough to require me, we haven’t added enough process.”

Fustercluck is a highly confident management consultant with an extraordinary ability to identify solutions to problems nobody knew they had. Armed with corporate jargon, PowerPoint, and an unwavering belief that every project needs additional governance, he specializes in turning straightforward work into strategic initiatives.

The People Who Actually Work Here

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Mike

Project Manager
Known for

Asking inconvenient questions like “What problem are we trying to solve?”

The pragmatic voice of reason who keeps the project mostly on track despite Fustercluck’s best efforts to derail it.

APPEARS IN: Quick Win · Fresh Eyes · Meeting Reduction · The Status Report
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Jennifer

Business Analyst
Known for

Polite but pointed reality checks — and an amazing supply of patience.

Jennifer asks the tough questions, calls out the nonsense, and somehow remains professional through it all.

APPEARS IN: Fresh Eyes · The Status Report · Meeting Reduction
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Sinclair

Operations Lead
Known for

Enthusiasm, positive thinking, and occasionally making things more complicated.

Sinclair always has a new idea, a new process, or a new spreadsheet. His optimism is matched only by his ability to create work.

APPEARS IN: Quick Win · Fresh Eyes · The Status Report
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More to come

The Rest of the Team
Known for

Surviving the next strategic initiative.

As new recurring characters join the strip, their profiles and comic appearances will live here.

APPEARS IN: Coming soon